Welcome to this blog where we'll be looking at the Top 10 shower thoughts

1. When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.

2. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

3. Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.

4. If a stranger insults me, I'l probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I'll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.

5. As a kid, 99.9% of the times I cried was due to physical pain. As an adult, 99.9% of the times I have cried was due to emotional pain.....

6. I recognize click bait almost every time, but still want to know what that child celebrity looks like today.

7. If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

8. Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.

9. Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets. And childhood is your free trial

10. The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi. 

There were the top 10 shower thoughts picked by Me, hopefully you liked it.